Don't Follow Any Advice, No Matter How

In Life The Only Thing That You Can Expect Is The Unexpected; The Only Surprise Is A Day That Has None.

Welcome To My World! I've Been Through It All, And I Often Pinch Myself To Believe My Luck. I Design Jewlery, Create Cosmetics, Perform Comedy, Act, Lecture, Write Books, Travel, Have A Fabulous Daughter, And A Phenomenal Grandson-and I Feel I'm The Luckiest Woman On The Planet.

I Was Dating A Transvestite, And My Mother Said, "marry Him, You'll Double Your Wardrobe."

I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.

If You're Saying The Same Line 10 Times And Making It Look Like You Just Came Up With It, That's Acting.