Don't Eat Fried Food, It Angries Up

My Pitching Philosophy Is Simple - Keep The Ball Way From The Bat.

Avoid Fried Meats Which Angry Up The Blood. If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts. Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move. Go Very Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Ramble Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining On You.

The Crawfords Played Everywhere, In Every Ballpark. And We Won, Won Like We Invented The Game.

Throw High Risers At The Chin; Throw Peas At The Knees; Throw It Here When They're Lookin' There; Throw It There When They're Lookin' Here.

If A Man Can Beat You, Walk Him.