Don't Criticize That Man Unless You Have

He Holds His Guitar Like A Tommy Gun.

I Like Entertaining People. I Really Miss It.

I Wiggle My Shoulders, I Shake My Legs, I Walk Up And Down The Stage, I Hop Around On One Foot. But I Never Bump And Grind. Why, That's Vulgar. I'd Never Do Anything Vulgar Before An Audience. My Mother Would Never Allow It.

The Greatest Voice Of All Time.

If You're Smart, You'll Think Twice, When They Start To Sound Off With Advice.