Don't Assume I'm Dumb Because I Wear

When I Started Out I Was A Failed Actor.

The Liberals In My Neighbourhood Wouldn't Give Away Brentwood To The Palestinians, But They Want To Give Away Tel Aviv.

Old Age And Treachery Will Always Beat Youth And Exuberance.

Being A Writer In Hollywood Is Like Going To Hitler's Eagle Nest With A Great Idea For A Bar Mitzvah.

In A Restaurant One Is Both Observed And Unobserved. Joy And Sorrow Can Be Displayed And Observed "unwittingly," The Writer Scowling Naively And The Diners Wondering, What The Hell Is He Doing?