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In The Days When Glastonbury Was An Alternative Festival, It Was Quite Interesting. Now It Is The Most Bourgeois Thing On The Planet ... We'll Leave The Middle Classes To Do Glastonbury And The Rest Of The Great Unwashed Will Decamp To Knebworth And Drink A Lot Of Beer And Have Fun.

In My Teenage Years I Was Put Off The Idea Of A Career In Flying, Because I'd Convinced Myself That You Had To Be A Boffin With Degrees In Maths And Physics, Which Were My Weakest Subjects.

A Few Of These Interviews Have Gone Slightly Awry, Because Every Now And Again There Has Been The Odd Conflict Of Interest Between Interviews Because Of The Iron Maiden Record, And I Am A Bit Long-winded.

The Joke In Aviation Is, 'if You Want To Make A Million, You'd Better Start With £10m.'

If You Really Want To Annoy Me, Ask Me When I'm Going To Retire From Rock N' Roll.