Doing Press Is Like Eating At Mcdonald's:

I Think Georges Feydeau Said Comedy Is Just Tragedy Speeded Up.

I Had Friends At School, But I Was Never Part Of A Gang And I Dreamed Of That Sense Of Belonging To A Group. You Know, Where People Would Call Me 'em' And Shout Across The Bar, 'em, What Are You Drinking?' After The Show.

Despite Being Extremely Professional, Michael Caine Has A Giggle Which Was Lethal For Me Because Once You Catch His Eyes, Once You Realize The Other Person Is A Giggler Too, It's Curtains.

So Far I Haven't Really Been Prominent Enough To Get Critical Attention Focused On Me. So, Of Course, I Fully Expect Bad Reviews, But I Will Be Wracked With Misery As A Result.

It's Censorship, Really. I Don't See Why It's Not Okay For Somebody Under The Age Of 17 Watch Someone Smoking When They Can Watch Someone Have Their Brains Blown Out? My Son And I Were Watching An Ad On The Television The Other Day. And It Said, "rated R." He Said, "what Does 'rated R' Mean?" I Said, "god, I Don't Know. You Can't Watch It Unless You're Over A Certain Age."