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You Know, I've Always Thought That It Would Be Really Funny If Somebody Made A Romantic Comedy Where Absolutely Everything Went Well From Beginning To End.

Through The Media, We've Establishes This Standard Of What Every Human Being Should Look Up To: Somebody Who Always Looks Right; Who Always Has The Right Light On Their Face; Never Has Bags Under Their Eyes; Never Says Anything Inappropriate. Somebody Who Always Somehow Turns Out Perfect. I Hate The Fact That Celebrities Are Supposedly A Higher Class Of Human Being. That's The Way I Felt Growing Up, And That's The Way I Think A Lot Of People Feel. So Now That I'm In This Position, I Want To Change Things. I Want To Be Like The Patron Saint Of Reality.

I Had Really Bad Obsessive-compulsive Disorder. At Its Worst, I Was Compelled To Leave My House At Three O'clock In The Morning And Go Out In The Alley Because I Just Knew That The Paper-towel Roll I Threw In The Recycling Bin Was Uncomfortable, Like It Was Lying The Wrong Way, And I Would Be Down In The Garbage.

Never Is A Promise, And You Can't Afford To Lie.

Hunger Hurts, But Starving Works, When It Costs Too Much To Love.