Do Not Do Unto Others As You

While Browsing In A Second-hand Bookshop One Day, George Bernard Shaw Was Amused To Find A Copy Of One Of His Own Works Which He Himself Had Inscribed For A Friend: "to ----, With Esteem, George Bernard Shaw." He Immediately Purchased The Book And Returned It To The Friend With A Second Inscription: "with Renewed Esteem, George Bernard Shaw.

When The Military Man Approaches, The World Locks Up Its Spoons And Packs Off Its Womankind.

Martyrdom, Sir, Is What These People Like: It Is The Only Way In Which A Man Can Become Famous Without Ability.

Decency Cannot Be Discussed Without Indecency!

A Pessimist Is A Man Who Thinks Everybody Is As Nasty As Himself, And Hates Them For It.