Disneyland's A Mess. And It's Not Just

The Republicans Proved They Are Not The Party Of 'no.' They're The Party Of 'f**k, No!'

All Marriages Are Same Sex Marriages. You Get Married And Every Night, It's The Same Sex.

Ted Cruz, Of Course, Was Furious That The Big Storm Back East Shut Down The Government. He Said, 'that My Job!' But You Know, There Is A Big Difference Between Ted Cruz And Snow. Both Are White And Everyone’s Sick Of Them – But Eventually Snow Goes Away.

A Flu Shot Is The Worst Thing You Can Do.

That's What American Democracy Has Come Down To At These Town Hall Meetings: Old People And Gun Nuts, Which Is A Terrible Combination. I Heard Somebody Yell 'ak-47!' And A Lady Yelled, 'bingo!'