Dietrich Would Never Do That

What A Man Notices First About A Woman Is Whether She Notices Him.

The British Have An Umbilical Cord Which Has Never Been Cut And Through Which Tea Flows Constantly. It Is Curious To Watch Them In Times Of Sudden Horror, Tragedy Or Disaster. The Pulse Stops Apparently, And Nothing Can Be Done, And Not One Move Made, Until A “nice Cup Of Tea” Is Quickly Made. There Is No Question That It Brings Solace And Does Steady The Mind. What A Pity All Countries Are Not.

Without Tenderness, A Man Is Uninteresting.

A New Kind Of Award Has Been Added -- The Deathbed Award. It Is Not An Award Of Any Kind. Either The Recipient Has Not Acted At All, Or Was Not Nominated, Or Did Not Win The Award The Last Few Times Around. It Is Intended To Relieve The Guilty Conscience Of The Academy Members And Save Face In Front Of The Public. The Academy Has The Horrible Taste To Have A Star, Choking With Emotion, Present This Deathbed Award So That There Can Be No Doubt In Anybody's Mind Why The Award Is So Hurriedly Given. Lucky Is The Actor Who Is Too Sick To Watch The Proceedings On Television.

Lover's Words: “how Beautiful You Are, Now That You Love Me.”