Did Your Mother Never Tell You Not

Where Do You Go When You Die? The Same Place You Were Before You Were Born; Nowhere! It's Over!

Don't Buy One Of Those Baby Intercoms. Babies Pretend To Be Dead. They're Bastards, And They Do It On Purpose.

I Can't Believe In Christianity, But I Think Jesus Was A Wonderful Teacher.

The World Needs More Edwin Morgans, People Who Can Take The Language And Swing It Round Their Heads And Don't Care What You Think.

The Human Race Has Been Set Up. Someone, Somewhere, Is Playing A Practical Joke On Us. Apparently, Women Need To Feel Loved To Have Sex. Men Need To Have Sex To Feel Loved. How Do We Ever Get Started.