Democracy Substitutes Election By The Incompetent Many

People Expect Too Much Of One Year And Too Little Of Ten.

There Is Nothing So Bad Or So Good That You Will Not Find Englishmen Doing It; But You Will Never Find An Englishman In The Wrong. He Does Everything On Principle. He Fights You On Patriotic Principles; He Robs You On Business Principles; He Enslaves You On Imperial Principles; He Bullies You On Manly Principles; He Supports His King On Loyal Principles And Cuts Off His King's Head On Republican Principles.

Animals Are My Friends... And I Don't Eat My Friends.

Assassination Is The Extreme Form Of Censorship.

Every Profession Is A Conspiracy Against The Laity.