Don't Get Even, Get Mad.

Trouble Just Seems To Come My Way-unbidden, Unwelcome, Unneeded.

For Years I've Nursed A Secret Desire To Spend The Fourth Of July In A Double Hammock With A Swingin' Redheaded Broad. But I Could Never Find Me A Double Hammock

Las Vegas Is The Only Place I Know Where Money Really Talks--it Says, Goodbye.

Should Have A Ph.d. On The Subject Of Women. Anyhow The Fact Of The Matter Is I've Failed Usually. I'm Exceptionally Enamored With Women; I Respect Them. Yet, In The Same Way As All Men, I Don't Comprehend Them.

Take A Deep Breath, Pick Yourself Up, Dust Yourself Off, And Start All Over Again.