Dear Mom And Dad, Leave $50,000 In

Harvard Makes Mistakes Too, You Know. Kissinger Taught There.

As A Boy, I Was Ashamed To Wear Glasses. I Memorized The Eye Chart, And Then On The Test They Asked Essay Questions.

In California, They Don't Throw Their Garbage Away - They Make It Into Tv Shows.

In Every Generation There Are A Few People Who Are Authentically Funny. The Cosmetics Change. You May Not Be Able To Articulate It, And You May Laugh At Them And Get A Certain Amount Of Enjoyment. But When You're Asleep At Night, And You Wake Up At 3 In The Morning, And You're Alone In Your Bed, You Know Who's Really Funny.

I Got A Divorce Because My Ex-wife Left Me For Another Woman.