Daughter Am I In My Mother's House,

I Wasted My Substance, I Know I Did, On Riotous Living, So I Did, But There's Nothing On Record To Show I Did More Than My Betters Have Done.

On The Road To Mandalay, Where The Flyin'-fishes Play, An' The Dawn Comes Up Like Thunder Outer; China 'crost The Bay!

I Keep Six Honest Serving Men (they Taught Me All I Knew); Theirs Names Are What And Why And When And How And Where And Who.

Most Amusements Only Mean Trying To Win Another Person's Money.

If You Give Someone More Than They Can Do, They Will Do It. If You Give Them Only What They Can Do, They Will Do Nothing.