Darwin Was Wrong! Man's Still An Ape.

It's Always Such A Joy That You Wake Up In The Morning And There's Work To Do.

Our Only Competition In The Theater Is Boredom, Because If I'm Bored With A Play, If I'm Revolted By A Play On Stage, With The Broadway Prices, Especially Today, I'm Going To Walk Out And Not Come Back And Pay That Price Again.

A Neurotic Is A Man Who Builds A Castle In The Air. A Psychotic Is The Man Who Lives In It. A Psychiatrist Is The Man Who Collects The Rent.

Thou Shalt Not Steal The Shekels Of Thine Audience With A Play Which Doth Not Let Them Know What The Hell Goeth On.

All Motion Is Relative. Maybe It's You Who've Moved Away By Standing Still.