Daniel Handler's A Writer, Musician And The

Anyone Who Thinks The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword Has Not Been Stabbed With Both.

Lately It Has Become More And More Difficult To Attend Dinner Parties Without The Evening Ending In Gunfire Or Tapioca.

Take Back The Smile And The Night, Take It All Back, I Wish I Could.

People Don't Always Get What They Deserve In This World.

When It Was First Optioned, I Was Told That The Chances Of The Basic Eight Becoming A Film Were Slim Because No One Was Making Teen Movies, And Then Later, I Was Told That The Chances Were Slim Because There Were So Many Teen Movies, And Then I Was Later Told That The Chances Were Slim Because Teen Films Were Over. I'm Not Sure When The Magic Window Of Opportunity Was, But Perhaps It's Still On The Horizon.