Dangling Punch Lines To Forgotten Stories Remain

When I Need To Know The Meaning Of A Word, I Look It Up In A Dictionary.

I Was Standing Next To A Famed Geo-politician When The First News Of The Argentine Attack [on The Faulkland Islands] Was Received, And Heard Him Muse Incredulously: "an Old-fashioned Naval Battle. A War Between Two Civilized Nations, Perhaps With Even A Declaration Of War, And Later A Peace Conference. Wow." No Hostages, No Nukes, No Ideologies, No Religious Fanaticism; Just A Fair-and-square War Over National Interests - Hard To Believe, In This Day And Age.

Create Your Own Constituency Of The Infuriated.

Previously Known For Its Six Syllables Of Sweetness And Light, Reconciliation Has Become The Political Fighting Word Of The Year.

The Republicans Do Not Look On The Democrats As The Evil Empire.