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Barbershop Conversations Are Irrefutable Proof That Heads Exist For The Sake Of Hair.

I Master Only The Language Of Others. Mine Does With Me What It Wants.

Most People Are Sick. But Only A Few Know That This Is Something They Can Be Proud Of. These Are The Psychoanalysts.

A Philistine Is Habitually Bored And Looks For Things That Won't Bore Him. An Artist Finds Things Boring, But Is Never Bored.

A Man's Jealousy Is A Social Institution; A Woman's Prostitution Is An Instinct.