Critics Are Like Eunuchs In A Harem;

I Have A Total Irreverence For Anything Connected With Society Except That Which Makes The Roads Safer, The Beer Stronger, The Food Cheaper And The Old Men And Old Women Warmer In The Winter And Happier In The Summer.

There's No One, No One, Loves You Like Yourself.

I Cannot Imagine Any Crime Worse Than Taking A Life, Can You? -it'd Depend Whose Life.

I Ruined My Health Drinking To Other People's.

One Drink Is To Many For Me And A Thousand Not Enough.