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Siamese Twins Are Interesting Because They Are The Only People Who Can Write A Biography And An Autobiography At The Same Time.

I Got Into Stand Up Just To Do Stand Up Because I Love Stand Up.

The Easiest Time To Add Insult To Injury Is When You're Signing Somebody's Cast.

I Want To Commit A Crime During A Reenactment, And Turn It Into An Enactment.

Timing Is Everything. That's A Cliche. Now. If I'd Said That A Long Time Ago, I'd Have Been Original.