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No One Can Be Profoundly Original Who Does Not Avoid Eccentricity.

Style Is The Hallmark Of A Temperament Stamped Upon The Material At Hand.

It Is Often Said That In Prosperity We Have Many Friends, But That We Are Usually Neglected When Things Go Badly. I Disagree. Not Only Do Malicious People Flock About Us In Order To Witness Our Ruin, But Other Unfortunates As Well, Who Have Been Kept Away By Our Happiness, And Now Feel Close To Us On Account Of Our Troubles.

Medicine Is A Very Old Joke, But It Still Goes On.

To Desire To Be Perpetually In The Society Of A Pretty Woman Until The End Of One's Days, Is As If, Because One Likes Good Wine, One Wished Always To Have One's Mouth Full Of It.