Conceit Is An Outward Manifestation Of Inferiority.

I Can Take Any Amount Of Criticism, As Long As It Is Unqualified Praise.

I'm Not A Heavy Drinker, I Can Sometimes Go For Hours Without Touching A Drop.

A Perfect Martini Should Be Made By Filling A Glass With Gin Then Waving It In The General Direction Of Italy.

Television Is For Appearing On, Not Looking At.

Criticism And Bolshevism Have One Thing In Common. They Both Seek To Pull Down That Which They Could Never Build.