Comedy Is The Only Hope For Humanity.

I Call Myself A 'domestic Goddess.

I Avoided Reality For Most Of My Life. But Once You Deal With It, It's Kind Of Cool.

Diets Are A Temporary Solution To A Permanent Problem.

I'm Not Going To Vacuum 'til Sears Makes One You Can Ride On.

Most Of The Books Call Her A He, But I Am Able To Ascertain What Is Meant, Despite That Semantic Error.