Comedy Is Not Pretty.

She Didn't Even Finish Her Last Sentence; It Just Trailed Off. I Think The Subject Had Changed In Her Head While Her Mouth Had Continued On The Old Topic, Not Realizing It Was Out Of Supplies.

I Am A Wild And Crazy Guy!

The Operation Was A Success, But I'm Afraid The Doctor Is Dead.

The Banjo Is Such A Happy Instrument--you Can't Play A Sad Song On The Banjo - It Always Comes Out So Cheerful.

Why Sip From A Tea Cup, When You Can Drink From The River.