Come On 'long Prosperous Life!'

I'm A Heroine Addict. I Need To Have Sex With Women Who Have Saved Someone's Life.

If My Kid Couldn't Draw I'd Make Sure That My Kitchen Magnets Didn't Work.

I Heard A Guy Tell Me He Liked Cherries. I Waited To Hear If He Was Going To Say "tomatoes", Then I Realized He Like Cherries Just. That Joke Is Ridiculous.

My Sister Wendy Has A Husband And Two Children, And They Have A Family Photo On Top Of The Vcr, Where They're All Looking Slightly To The Left. As Though Something Is Going On Over There! I Guess Something Happened Over To The Left That Made Everybody Happy! Except My Sister Is Cross-eyed, So She Can't Quite Pull It Off. One Eye Is Right-on.

I Think Foosball Is A Combination Of Soccer And Shish Kabobs.