Coffee Isn't My Cup Of Tea.

Ninety Percent Of The Art Of Living Consists Of Getting Along With People You Cannot Stand.

We Have That Indian Scene. We Can Get The Indians From The Reservoir.

I Had A Monumental Idea This Morning, But I Didn't Like It.

Why Should People Go Out And Pay Money To See Bad Films When They Can Stay At Home And See Bad Television For Nothing?

[when Asked By His Secretary If She Should Destroy All Files That Were Over Ten Years Old] Yes, But Keep Copies.