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I Wouldn't Mind Being Taller, Because When I'm In The Company Of People Who Are Absurdly Tall, There's Something About Them That I Can't Help Admiring.

The Band Cannot Sign To Another Label Or Even Put Out Its Own Material Unless They Are Released From Their Agreement, Which Never Happens.

What's The Most Outrageous Thing I've Ever Done? Let's Just Say I Don't Think I've Done It Yet. The Most Outrageous Thing Is Yet To Come.

I'm Not A Particularly Good Cook. Part Of It Is That It Is The Kind Of Cooking Anybody Could Do If They Bothered. It's Improvisational. I Cook With Whatever I Have Laying Around.

I Hate 'foodie' Because It's Cute, Like Pretty Much All Diminutives Associated With Eating. 'veggies,' 'sammies,' 'parm.' I Eat Food, And I Cook It: It's For Eating, Preferably With Friends, And I Don't Make A Fetish Out Of It.