Christmas Is A Time When Everybody Wants

In Most States You Can Get A Driver's License When You're Sixteen Years Old, Which Made A Lot Of Sense To Me When I Was Sixteen Years Old But Now Seems Insane.

You Can Say The Nastiest Things About Yourself Without Offending Anyone.

I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People Would Peek And Then They’d Boo.

My Husband Is So Cheap. On Christmas Eve, He Fires One Shot And Tells The Kids Santa Committed Suicide.

My Idea Of Exercise Is A Good Brisk Sit.