Children Love Me, Dammit!

Pro Wrestling Is Not Fake; It's Sports Entertainment. We Go Out There And We Perform, And A Lot Of What We Do Out There Is Real, But We're Not Going To Insult Anyone's Intelligence - There Is A Predetermined Winner. It's Just The Fans Don't Know Who It Is, And That's What Makes It So Intriguing.

I Just Got Pinned By A Freakin' Twelve Year Old.

Wrestlers In The U.s.a. Are Very Aggressive. All They Want To Do Is Attack, But They'll Make Mistakes.

I Hear Your Chants. I Hear Your Cat Calls. And Yes It's True. I'm Obsessed With Other Men's Balls. Word!

Your Olympic Hero Is Scheduled To Wrestle A Match Against The Man They Call The Big Red Retard; Not That I Have Anything Against Retarded People Cause I Don't. As A Matter Of Fact, I Have A Lot Of Retarded Fans Out There That Admire And Respect Your Olympic Hero, And I Wish Them Well.