Children Have A Master To Teach Them,

Your Lost Friends Are Not Dead, But Gone Before, Advanced A Stage Or Two Upon That Road Which You Must Travel In The Steps They Trod.

A Truce To Idle Phrases!

Full Of Wiles, Full Of Guile, At All Times, In All Ways, Are The Children Of Men.

When Men Drink, Then They Are Rich And Successful And Win Lawsuits And Are Happy And Help Their Friends. Quickly, Bring Me A Beaker Of Wine, So That I May Wet My Mind And Say Something Clever.

Open Your Mind Before Your Mouth