Chicks Dig Me Because I Rarely Wear

And I Don't Like To Work. I Only Like Working When I'm Working.

Here's The Thing, You Just Have To Drive A Lot Faster, And If You Don't Get There, We're Both Fired.

Whatever You Do, Always Give 100%. Unless You're Donating Blood.

When I Was A Little Kid Playing Baseball, My Manager Called Me Sleepy. And Only A Few People, Who Know Me From Way, Way Back, Call Me That Still. I Used To Drift Off And That's Why They Made Me The Catcher, So I Wouldn't Fall Asleep. That Gift I Have Still.

I Really Don't Know What's Going To Come Out Of My Mouth.