Chickens Have An Uncanny Sense Of Direction.

The Old Saw About Old Dogs And New Tricks Only Applies To Certain People.

It Doesn't Matter Who You Are, Or What You've Done, Or Think You Can Do. There's A Confrontation With Destiny Awaiting You. Somewhere, There Is A Chile You Cannot Eat.

The Activities Of These Parasites And Degenerates Gave Rise To Cubism, Fauvism, Futurism, Pointillism, Constructivism, Orphism, Surrealism, Dada, And Also Impossibleism, Supersurrealism, Dynamic Double-dog Realism, Ishkabibbleism, And Mama, Which Is Like Dada Only Nicer.

Hoboken Is A Neat Place.

Werewolves Are Much More Common Animals Than You Might Think.