Checkers Taught Me That A King Is

If I Make My Window Ten Days For Stand-up, The Conclusion Is That I Failed And That I'm Not Good At Stand-up. If I Make It Ten Years - If I Just Wait - The Conclusion Might Be Something Totally Different. I Think It's So Cool To Do Things In Which You Discover The Malleability Of Your Own Mind.

If You Are Trying To Impress A Woman, Leave Any Sort Of Show Farting Out Of The Equation.

Knights Would Have Probably Liked Refrigerator Magnets.

The Shortest Feedback Loop I Can Think Of Is Doing Improvisation In Front Of An Audience.

When I Look Up At The Clouds I See So Many Animals, Mostly Sheep Who Have Lost Their Limbs And Heads.