Character Is Something You Forge For Yourself;

The Best Thing You Can Give Children, Next To Good Habits, Are Good Memories.

Middle Age Is That Perplexing Time Of Life When We Hear Two Voices Calling Us, One Saying, 'why Not?' And The Other, 'why Bother?'

If The Devil Could Be Persuaded To Write A Bible, He Would Title It, "you Only Live Once."

Perseverance Is The Most Overrated Of Traits, If It Is Unaccompanied By Talent; Beating Your Head Against A Wall Is More Likely To Produce A Concussion In The Head Than A Hole In The Wall.

What The Ordinary Person Means By A 'miracle' Is Some Gross Distortion Or Suspension Of The Laws Of Nature... But Life Itself Strikes Him As Commonplace, When In Truth A Blade Of Grass Or A Neuron In The Brain Is A Greater Miracle.