Certainly There Are People Who Like Me,

I've Got To Stop Getting Obsessed With Human Beings And Fall In Love With A Chair. Chairs Have Everything Human Beings Have To Offer, And Less, Which Is Obviously What I Need. Less Emotional Feedback, Less Warmth, Less Approval, Less Patience And Less Response. The Less The Merrier. Chairs It Is. I Must Furnish My Heart With Feelings For Furniture.

Life Is A Cruel, Horrible Joke And I Am The Punch Line.

I've Never Met A Deadline I Couldn't Miss. I Make Sure My Editors Know This.

I Did Google Myself Recentle - Without Lubricant. I Don't Recommend It.

You Know How They Say That Religion Is The Opiate Of The Masses? Well I Took Masses Of Opiates Religiously.