Censorship, Like Charity, Should Begin At Home,

Communism Is The Opiate Of The Intellectuals - With No Cure Except As A Guillotine Might Be Called A Cure For Dandruff.

I Have Never Met A Man [in The Military], In Or Out Of Uniform, Who Ever Said, "let's Use The Missiles." They Are Even More Terrified That The Bishops, Because A Great Many Of Them Don't Expect To Go To Heaven, Which At Least The Bishops Do.

Know What Freud Wrote In His Diary When He Was 77? "what Do Women Want? My God, What Do They Want?" Fifty Years This Giant Brain Spends Analyzing Women. And He Still Can't Find Out What They Want. So This Makes Him The World's Greatest Expert On Female Psychology?

I Can't Avoid Writing. It's A Sort Of Nervous Tic I Have Developed Since I Gave Up Needlepoint.

Enemies May Seek Our Destruction, But They Also Keep Us On Our Toes And Often Help Us Figure Out Who We Are And What We Stand For.