Censor, N. An Officer Of Certain Governments,

Fear Has No Brains; It Is An Idiot.

Pleonasm, N. An Army Of Words Escorting A Corporal Of Thought.

Duty - That Which Sternly Impels Us In The Direction Of Profit, Along The Line Of Desire.

Men Who Expect Universal Peace Through Invention Of Destructive Weapons Of War Are No Wiser Than One Who, Noting The Improvement Of Agricultural Implements, Should Prophesy An End To The Tilling Of The Soil.

Patriotism, N. Combustible Rubbish Ready To The Torch Of Any One Ambitious To Illuminate His Name. In Dr. Johnson's Famous Dictionary Patriotism Is Defined As The Last Resort Of A Scoundrel. With All Due Respect To An Enlightened But Inferior Lexicographer I Beg To Submit It Is The First.