Cars Would Be Safer On Rails!

Smoking Cigarettes Seems To Alarm Peace Activists Much More Than Voting For Reagan Does.

Journalists Aren't Supposed To Praise Things. It's A Violation Of Work Rules Almost As Serious As Buying Drinks With Our Own Money Or Absolving The Cia Of Something.

The Motorcycle Is A Device Created By The Team Of God And Darwin To Rid The World Of Useless Young Males.

When I Get In Deep Water, I Prefer To Announce That I'm In Over My Head.

I Don't See Evidence Of America Being A Poorer Country Than It Was 20 Years Ago. I've Seen Impoverished Devastation. I've Seen Places Where Things Had Been Good And Now They Were Very Bad.