By Turns The Nine Delight To Sing

Shame Greatly Hurts Or Greatly Helps Mankind.

The Other Day, I Was So Desperate For A Beer, I Snuck Into The Football Stadium And Ate The Dirt Under The Bleachers.

Few Sons Are Like Their Fathers - Many Are Worse, Few Better.

Young Men's Minds Are Always Changeable, But When An Old Man Is Concerned In A Matter, He Looks Both Before And After.

As Leaves On The Trees, Such Is The Life Of Man.