Buying My Wife A Gun Sort Of

There's This Whole Post-modern, Nuevo Beatnik, Retro-bohemian Thing Going On, You Know What I Mean? You Walk Into Some Coffee Shops, And It Feels Like You're An Ex-patriot In Paris In The 20s. You're Like, 'hey, Isn't That A Young Ernest Hemingway Over There? Yeah, I Think It Is! Hey, Let's Go Have A Look And See What He's Writing... It's A Gap Application.'

Most Of My Comedy Writing Happens Through Improvisation On Stage; Doing It In The Moment.

I Live In Los Angeles, I Know It Exists. I Know You're Not Supposed To Taste Air.

When I Was A Young Kid I Loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett And Jackie Vernon.

I Used To Do A Lot Of Drugs. I Didn't Stop Because I Didn't Enjoy Them; I Stopped Because I Couldn't Handle The Commitment.