But, You Know, I'm Sorry, I Think

If You're Looking At Things With The Right Set Of Eyes, People Are Endlessly Fascinating. And Then, Of Course, If You Look At It The Wrong Way, Then The Whole World Is Horrible And Tedious And Boring. That's The Battle, Really--to Keep Looking At The World In The Right Way.

I Never Wanted To Come Off As Self-important.

We've Got To Force The Democrats To Get A Spine. If They Don't Want To Have A Spine, We Should Throw Them Out. If They Don't Want To Stand Up For The Rule Of Law, Then I'm Not A Democrat.

I Was Never A Joiner. I Tried - I Had People I Admired And Liked And Wanted To Hang With, But I Ended Up Starting A Theatre Company And That Took Me Back To Chicago... I Guess I Wasn't A Scenester In The End. Something Must Have Worked Out Right, As I'm Still Here - But I'm Only A Binge Socialite.

I Remember Once Acting Really Cool On A Bus With This Girl Named Stephanie. When I Got Home, I Realized That I Had A Really Big Zit On My Forehead. If You Have Acne Problems, You Really Shouldn't Be Acting Like Don Juan.