But With A Sigh He Had Released

You May Never Get To Touch The Master, But You Can Tickle His Creatures.

This Spiritualist, This Statistician, What Are You Anyway?

Idle Dreaming Is Often Of The Essence Of What We Do.

He Decided That We Suffer From Great Temporal Homesickness For The Decade We Were Born In.

He Was Visited On A Lunar Basis By These Great Unspecific Waves Of Horniness, Whereby All Women Within A Certain Age Group And Figure Envelope Became Immediately And Impossibly Desirable. He Emerged From These Spells With Eyeballs Still Oscillating And A Wish That His Neck Could Rotate Through The Full 360 Degrees.