But Wait!!! You Make It To 60.

The Only Person Who Is With Us Our Entire Life, Is Ourselves.

The More Syllables A Euphemism Has, The Further Divorced From Reality It Is.

You Don’t See Many Of These White Anti-abortion Women Volunteering To Have Any Black Fetuses Transplanted Into Their Uterus’s, Do You? No, You Don’t See Them Adopting A Whole Lot Of Crack Babies, Do You? No, That Might Be Something Christ Would Do.

My First Rule: I Don't Believe Anything The Government Tells Me.

Never Underestimate The Role Pretension Plays When It Comes To Creating Euphemistic Language.