Bread That Must Be Sliced With An

Large, Naked, Raw Carrots Are Acceptable As Food Only To Those Who Live In Hutches Eagerly Awaiting Easter.

The Downfall Of Most Diets Is That They Restrict Your Intake Of Food.

[on Not Reading Newspapers:] If Something Important Happens, Your Mother Calls You.

Cheese That Is Required By Law To Append The Word Food To Its Title Does Not Go Well With Red Wine Or Fruit.

What I Can't Be Is Monogamous. That Tends To Upset People. I Just Don't Like Domestic Life.