Boys Are Cute, But Food Is Cuter

You Know When People Smile Too Much? It's Painful. I Find It Really Painful. Happy Is Not Very Reliable. I'm Trying To Live Like, Um, With A Fierce Calm.

And My Saab Is So Great I'm Gonna Marry It.

I Wanted To Marry Lucifer... I Don't Consider Lucifer An Evil Force...i Feel His Presence With His Music. I Feel Like He Comes And Sits On My Piano.

Robert Plant Asked Me To Marry Him, But I Said 'no.' I Mean, You Just Don't Want To Marry Someone You've Wanted To Do It With Since You Were Thirteen, Because, Well, If He Farts, I Would, Like, Die!

People Think I'm Nuts Because I Can Sit In A Room And Be Happy By Myself.