Bowling Is Not A Sport Because You

We Have Multiplied Our Possessions, But Reduced Our Values.

The Whole Problem With This Idea Of Obscenity And Indecency, And All Of These Things - Bad Language And Whatever - It's All Caused By One Basic Thing, And That Is: Religious Superstition.

Why Do Croutons Come In Airtight Packages? It's Just Stale Bread To Begin With.

Don't Give Your Money To The Church. They Should Be Giving Their Money To You.

It's The Old American Double Standard, Ya Know: Say One Thing, Do Somethin' Different. And Of Course This Country Is Founded On The Double Standard. That's Our History. We Were Founded On A Very Basic Double Standard: This Country Was Founded By Slave Owners Who Wanted To Be Free.