Bores Can Be Divided Into Two Classes;

Pooh," Said Rabbit Kindly, "you Haven't Any Brain." "i Know," Said Pooh Humbly.

So - Here I Am In The Dark Alone, There's Nobody Here To See; I Think To Myself, I Play To Myself, And Nobody Knows What I Say To Myself; Here I Am In The Dark Alone, What Is It Going To Be? I Can Think Whatever I Like To Think, I Can Play Whatever I Like To Play, I Can Laugh Whatever I Like To Laugh, There's Nobody Here But Me.

For I Am A Bear Of Very Little Brain, And Long Words Bother Me.

Always Watch Where You Are Going. Otherwise, You May Step On A Piece Of The Forest That Was Left Out By Mistake.

If One Is To Be Called A Liar, One May As Well Make An Effort To Deserve The Name.