Blushing, Palpitations, A Bad Conscience--this Is What

"a Cigar," Said The Altruist, "a Cigar, My Good Man, I Cannot Give You. But Any Time You Need A Light, Just Come Around; Mine Is Always Lit."

Chastity Always Takes Its Toll. In Some It Produces Pimples; In Others, Sex Laws.

Christian Morality Prefers Remorse To Precede Lust, And Then Lust Not To Follow.

Truth Is A Clumsy Servant That Breaks The Dishes While Washing Them.

Many Desire To Kill Me, And Many Wish To Spend An Hour Chatting With Me. The Law Protects Me From The Former.