Bless My Soul,” Whispered The Old Bartender,

Ron, We're Supposed To Show The First Years Where To Go!" "oh Yeah," Said Ron, Who Had Obviously Forgotten. "hey -- Hey You Lot! Midgets!

I Forgot Dumbledore Trashed Hogwarts, Refused To Resign And Ran Off To The Forest To Make Speeches To Angry Trolls.

Perhaps You Have Been Looking In The Wrong Places.

I Think Mum's Got A Second Cousin Who's An Accountant, But We Never Talk About Him.

I Received Free Health Care.